It's only a matter of a few hours now before I march into my boss's office and announce my retirement. Why? Well, I came into a spot of cash over the weekend. Not just a few dollars. Not just a few thousand dollars.
No.
I am now a member of the ultra rich. I can burn hundred dollar bills to heat my house. Hell, I can burn down houses to keep warm and not worry about cost.
See ya, suckers!